Channell 4 tonight .....Darren Brown .

[Iano]

Ive heard it all now . This idiot is attempting to play russian roulette with a loaded gun LIVE on TV .

I'll f**kin piss myself if it all goes wrong and he blows his own f**kin brains out .

Heres hoping reallity TV finally sees an untalented wan**r with egg on his face , or should i say ''Brains on the floor '' , because TV is just getting WORSE .

Iano . [ Any chance we could get some TV chefs to do it next week ?]

[Macers]

Imagine it was Houllier he was doing it to.......I would pay him to load all the chambers!

[John Fleming]

You don't really expect that to happen Iano? Even *if* it does, the show will actually be on delayed coverage, and it won't be broadcast. But it won't happen, don't worry.

I must admit, i like Brown...don't get me started on the other one though!

As for Houllier, i think he's doing an excellent job and should be given a ten year contract!

[Iano]

Yeah , i know it's never going to happen but it was a nice thought wasnt it .

If Houllier gets the sack , could i please put forward the name of Carlton Palmer for the job [lol]

Iano .

[John Fleming]

For you, yes! I think he makes rivetting tv, but as always, opinions are wild and varied things...

Carlton Palmer? No, Graeme Souness for me. Best manager they EVER had! I was sorry they ever sacked him - i was president of the 'Souness MUST stay' campaign!