S.a.r.s

[The squire]

Two sars virusus sitting on a wall, they've just had a few beers and have left the pub. One turns to the other and says....

I could murder a chinese!


Shit joke actually, dont know why ive even bothered. Its 50/50 whether or not im even gonna hit the submit button....

Ah feic it

[Justin Speck]

I hear they're making a film about SARS based around one of Charles Dickens' works.

I think they're going to call it Great Expectorations.

Sorry.