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13th January 2003, 01:26
I received this email some time ago which did the rounds, anyone remember actually hearing any of these?
>Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish
>Radio Station)
>
>1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
>2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
>3) Name the Capital of France? F
>4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
>5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
>6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
>7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil
>8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in shit
>9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.
>10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs
>11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water
>12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers ? A horse
>13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair
>14) A famous Royal ? Mail
>15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine ? A bicycle with wings
>16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
>17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
>18) Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate
>19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on
>20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police
>21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April
>22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing
>23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep
>24) Something you put on walls ? A roof
>25) Something Slippery ? A conman
>26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish
>27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam
>28) A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
>29) A famous Scotsman? Jock
>30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones
>31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels
>32) What star do travelers follow? Joe Dolan
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>Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish
>Radio Station)
>
>1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
>2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
>3) Name the Capital of France? F
>4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
>5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
>6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
>7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil
>8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in shit
>9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.
>10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs
>11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water
>12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers ? A horse
>13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair
>14) A famous Royal ? Mail
>15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine ? A bicycle with wings
>16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
>17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
>18) Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate
>19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on
>20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police
>21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April
>22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing
>23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep
>24) Something you put on walls ? A roof
>25) Something Slippery ? A conman
>26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish
>27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam
>28) A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
>29) A famous Scotsman? Jock
>30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones
>31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels
>32) What star do travelers follow? Joe Dolan
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>you are not the intended recipient, disclosure, copying, use, or
>distribution of the information included in this message is prohibited --
>please immediately and permanently delete this message.