Funniest songs?

[Elaine]

Hey all, im putting together a top ten list of the funniest tunes ever for my show. Anyone any ideas? The likes of weird al etc? Thanks:)

[Flash 105 FM]

Yeah, I would have a few alright. Here we go:

1) Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns
2) Weird Al Yankaveich - Trigger Happy
3) Arabs on Your Flight - From the Howard Stern Show
4) Insane Clown Posse - The Real Slim Anus
5) Eric Cartmen (South Park) - Come Sail Away
6) Weird Al Yankaveich - Smells Like Nirvana
7) Mick McCarthy's Baby - From FM104
8) Chef - Chocalate Salty Balls
9) Weird Al Yankaveich - You Don't Love Me Anymore.
10) Billy Connelly - In the Brownies!!! (What a classic)

I know I've left out some good ones, but I just cannot think of them!!

[Turiel]

Weird Al - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
Unknown - Bin Laden Bomb Song (its on the net, search on WinMX, its funny!)

[Turiel]

Actually - just look at your sig. Father Ted - My Lovely Horse! Definitely have to put that in your list. I'm sure you can download it from the net.

[Elaine]

Ye have to get a copy of my lovely horse!!!!!

[Dane Bowers]

You know the one you used to play to scare me Laney, I think it was like wink remixes or something with the evil laughter thang going on, that was funny

[Elaine]

lol....wink dont laugh.....that used to freek u out lol!!!!! I still have that actually. The whole song was just "ha ha ha ha ha"

[Peadar]

Cuban Boys - C vs I (the squealy voice is actually hilarious - me and mum played that track on repeat for ages on the way to carlow!!!) :)

[chump]

not sure who it's by, but its called 'i'm a w@nker'!!

[Elaine]

lol ye chump i know the one your on about......i remember i heard it on greg merrimans show when he was on 104......i used to love that show!!!!

[DeargDoom]

I'm an Asshole - Denis Leary.

I wanna be your Dress Designer - Pat Courtenay

Star Trekkin' - the Firm

Good Morning Judge - 10CC

a boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash

[Anorak]

D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Billy Connolly

Stam - Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show

[herbert]

Hows about these from the 80s:-

Dermot Morgan - Thank you very much Mr. Eastwood

The Firm - Arthur Daly(E's alright)

Kenny Everett - Snot rap

[John Fleming]

I heard The Muppets' song mena mena (spelling?!) on Ray D'Arcy's show yesterday and it had me in stitches.

But imo anything by Monty Python should always be in a chart like this..."Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" being the best.

[The President]

What about Frank Kelly (Fr. Jack) The twelve days of christmas..... Old but still very funny.

[KJ]

The Wurzels - "Ive Got A Brand New Combine Harvester"

Heard Rick O Shea last week playing lots of Monty Python - all good


KJ

;)

[steve reilly]

u know the 1, goes like this: "SO MAKE UR LEGS LIKE BUTTER EASY TO SPREAD & WE CAN MAKE SANDWICHES.........." i used to play it on the overniter all the time. sidesplittin

[Anorak]

How about Cliff Richard & The Young Ones - Living Doll

Most football song have me splitting my sides. Altho its not intentional!

[Billy Dane]

When will this be on Elaine?

[Groucho]

how about "Get out! and take that dog with you..you want me to give you a ride?? I'm sorry, there's something in my boot..."

great pulse song

[The Big Gig]

Try "Dennis Leary - Asshole"
Very funny!!

[Sally_Ann]

haha --- eric cartman's "come sail away" is so funny - ya gotta add that, it's on southpark album from 2 years ago

[The Big Gig]

Sorry dd, didnt actually see your post till after my post, if you know what i mean.... great minds.... and all that.

[Billy Dane]

Originally posted by Billy Dane
When will this be on Elaine?

I read today it'll be on in a couple of weeks.

She's doing a Kylie top 10 next week!

[Elaine]

Ye its a kylie top ten next week...wahoo lol. Ill be playing the top ten funny tunes prob the week after! More than likely ill be doing some sort of top ten every week, any ideas are welcome! Thanks

[Francis Dunne]

Funny Songs

Arnie and The Terminators - I'll Be Back
Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away
Cliff Richard and The Young Ones - Living Doll
Christina Aguileria - Could the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up

and a suggestion for another top ten Top Ten Worst cover Versions or Top Ten original songs that have been covered in the last twelve months

[Penny]

If you can get Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa, do.

Good Luck with the show girl, if it's not too late,

P.

[POggeRsfromdouglas]

Dana Lyons- Cows With Guns
Any Gift Grub song

[Anorak]

Top 10 One Hit wonders?
Top 10 Tv themes.
Top 10 banned songs.
Top 10 love songs.
Top 10 songs to dance to while naked.

[John Fleming]

Elaine is playing the top 10 funny tunes now, folks.

Outside Dublin?

Click here to listen live (http://wma.str3am.com/freedom92fm)

[Billy Dane]

Missed it. What was nr 1?

[KJ]

Dennis Leary - "Asshole"


T'was another great way to wrap up the weekend with Elaine



KJ

;)

[Billy Dane]

Thanks Kelly. I s'pose that had to win!

[DeargDoom]

If like me you like bleak humour, I'd have to nominate "flowers on the wall" by the Stadtler Brothers (I think). Its from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack - and boy is it black humour at its best.

The Smiths were a group who were considered "depressing" but in fact have some of the funniest lyrics ever put to paper.

Oh yeah, and Ray Davies from the Kinks.

DD

[Anthony]

Jilted John by Jilted John. Classic. Too late now though.

How about a top 10 of radio related tracks?

You are my sunshine.

Good to be the king.

Like Clockwork.

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Anorak
Top 10 One Hit wonders?
Top 10 Tv themes.
Top 10 banned songs.
Top 10 love songs.
Top 10 songs to dance to while naked.

Top ten tunes to dance around to naked?? lol. And what type of tunes would they be anorak? Do u normally do that type of thing?;)

[Anorak]

Originally posted by Elaine
Top ten tunes to dance around to naked?? lol. And what type of tunes would they be anorak? Do u normally do that type of thing?;)

:eek: I was thinking out loud Elaine :D

But what I mean is the songs that get you out of bed in the morning. Walking on Sunshine is a good one for that. Dancing around brushing your teeth. Thats too much information I know. So what did you think of my ideas?

[Anorak]

I take it that's a no then LOL

[Roy Johnson]

Hi Elaine,

I dont no about funniest songs but the weirdest would have to be u no that one sunscreen in the 90's. About life or something............

[Roy Johnson]

Hey,

What station are the top 10 funniest tunes on?

[Anorak]

Freedom FM, but they were on weeks ago. Elaines show is still worth listening to though. Its on Sundays at 9

[Elaine]

Anorak, that 20 euro is on its way in the post!:)

[Anorak]

We agreed 21...didn't we ;-)

[LisaLavish]

dat hamster song is the best!!!!!doo!!!daaa!!!dooo!!!!

[Anorak]

Is there any chance of listing the Top 10 that was played? I only heard the last couple of tracks.

[DeargDoom]

This isn't a funny ha-ha song, but the humour in "One Horse Town" by the Thrills is great! Dry like the sahara, and a great sing-a-long tune as well.

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Anorak
Is there any chance of listing the Top 10 that was played? I only heard the last couple of tracks.

Feck, i cant even remember most of them:rolleyes:

Cant remember in order but, Dennis leary-im an asshole
Weird al- Eat it
Weird al- Amish paradise


Ah feck i cant remember. My brain isnt working today (hangover).:p

[scanman]

Pizza Man "I wanna 2 piees on my plate" Cisco Kid ???

[Billy Dane]

Hey Anorak
I think the top 10 one hit wonders is a good idea. How about it Elaine?

[Elaine]

Good idea (im running out of ideas). You do know im gonna start a whole new thread on this now? ;)

[Billy Dane]

Anorak made a few earlier in the thread that look good. Did you see them?

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Anorak
:eek: I was thinking out loud Elaine :D

But what I mean is the songs that get you out of bed in the morning. Walking on Sunshine is a good one for that. Dancing around brushing your teeth. Thats too much information I know. So what did you think of my ideas?


Sorry anorak for replying a few years later:p
Yep i like your ideas, thanks a mill!! I may not call them "top tunes to dance around to naked" though.....lets just stick with "top ten feel good tunes" lol. Ill get to that in a week or two.

Also top ten banned songs? Good idea!! your trying to get me thrown off the airwaves, arnt you?;)

Any more top ten ideas, bring em on!! Ta

[Billy Dane]

Top 10 Irish tracks?
Top 10 videos. even tho its radio
Tpo 10 females.
Top 10 males

[Elaine]

Thanks billy.....great help (",)