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KJ
6th October 2002, 15:22
Another bit I found

Heard the one about the funniest joke in the world? It took a
psychiatrist to find it, two million people in 70 countries to test
it and the punchline relies on a man shooting dead his dying friend.

Quite what it reveals about the human psyche is a matter of debate
but scientists insisted yesterday that the hunters gag is guaranteed
to make more people laugh across more cultures than any other.

For those wondering whether it works, here it is: "Two hunters
are
out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be
breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone
and calls the emergency services. He gasps: 'My friend is dead! What
can I do?'

"The operator says: 'Calm down. I can help. First, let's make
sure
he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the
phone, the guy says: 'OK, now what?'."

The joke was found to be
either funny or very funny by 65 per cent of those who heard it,
according to the British Association for the Advancement of Science.

The wisecrack was selected from 40,000 gags submitted to LaughLab, a
government-funded project to widen interest in scientific research.

Each joke was submitted for rating by visitors to a website set up
for 12 months to collate entries and discern which witticisms best
suited each nation or culture. Some two million ratings were received.

Dr Richard Wiseman, the psychologist behind the £40,000 project, said
the winning joke, submitted by a Manchester psychiatrist, had
combined the three key elements which make most people laugh.
Speaking as the winner was unveiled in Covent Garden, central London,
Dr Wiseman said: "We find jokes funny for lots of different
reasons –
feeling superior, reducing anxiety or surprise. The hunters joke
contains all three elements – we feel superior to the stupid hunter,
realise the incongruity of him misunderstanding the operator and the
joke helps us laugh at concerns about our own mortality."

The survey found a wide variation in what amuses different nations.
The British, Irish, Australians and New Zealanders prefer word plays;
for example: "Patient: 'Doctor, I've got a strawberry up my
bum'.
Doctor: 'I've got some cream for that'."

Americans and Canadians like something that makes them feel superior
while most European countries prefer a touch of the surreal.

The Germans consistently gave the highest ratings to jokes, which led
researchers to conclude witheringly that they laugh at anything. It
was only in Japan where jokes failed to cross borders. A typical
Japanese gag, according to LaughLab, was: "Why is the nose in
the
middle of your face? Because it is your centre."

But those expecting humour to be entirely a matter of individuality
will be disappointed.

The study found that, whatever the subject matter, the human brain
reacts in exactly the same way when a joke is found to be funny.

Scans conducted while a subject was told a joke found that two areas
of the brain were stimulated – the temporal lobe, which deals with
memory and checks whether the joke has been heard before, and the
prefrontal cortex, which allows flexible thinking and understanding
of the punchline.

But humour experts said the nature of the winning joke showed the
bulk of humanity had not advanced much.

Dr Mike Lowis from University College Northampton, said: "It is
sad
that this joke won. It relies on the notions of cruelty and taboo
that form one of the main parts of humour, but the idea is that we
should have ceased to be so amused by these things."

John Fleming
6th October 2002, 15:27
Those Japanese have me splitting my sides!

I found the 'surreal' European joke, as reported elsewhere, the funniest...but for the life of me i cannot find the article again

Elaine
6th October 2002, 18:49
Lol i like the strawberry joke!! Am i the only one who dosnt get the japanese joke? Oh and dont even think about posting a blonde joke John!!!

Turiel
6th October 2002, 19:57
No I've no idea what the japanese joke is about either.

John Fleming
6th October 2002, 20:18
Oh and dont even think about posting a blonde joke John

I was going to Elaine, but then i read this really sad story in a local American newspaper and i felt i had to post it...sorry for bringing the tone down but i really feel sorry for this poor girl, and apologise for ever taking the p out of blondes...

A tall, blonde girl in Texas decided to try riding on horseback, even though she had had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounted the horse unassisted and although he galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde began to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabbed for the horse's mane, but couldn't get a firm grip.

She attempted to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slid down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse continued to gallop along, seemingly oblivious to his slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leapt away from the horse and tried to throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot had become entangled in the stirrup and she now felt at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head struck the ground over and over again.

As her head continued to be battered against the ground, she was mere moments away from unconsciousness when....

...thankfully the Shopping Mall manager seen her and shut off the horse.

Elaine
6th October 2002, 21:03
lol.... oh its funny half hour is it?