Happy Birthday Elaine

[KJ]

A happy birthday to our favourite Swedish pornstar member and all round likeable bod - Elaine. Have one (or 7) on me yeah? (Just make sure there's no flys there;))


KJ

[John Fleming]

Surely an 'all-round bod' is not suitable for that kind of work?:p

Happy birthday Elaine - did you know that you share your bday with Chris Cary?

Hopefully you didn't embarass yourself too much last night :o and have a great night tonight.

I'm off now to continue looking through those videos i told you about - i'm still trying to spot you....

[Elaine]

Awww thanks very much lads. Your after cheering me up:D

Oh dear god i am soooooooooooooo hungover (mad night).
Ps john youll have to send me one of those "videos" you told me about for my birthday lol.

Thanks again lads!!!!:p

[Sarah Baybay]

Happy b-day Elaine!!!! bit of a mad 1 last nite indeed :D:D
i'v such a splittin headache dis mornin!! :rolleyes: :)

[Dane Bowers]

You have? I was on 12 to 3, ouch! Well technically 12.50 to 3 but its all the same really. It was a great night, I hope were all lookin forward to the christmas one now!

Happy Birthday baby, I love you loads!

[Elaine]

Thanks sarah and dane!! I never wanna see another beer again (well for a couple of hours anyways). yep we defo have to have a freedom fm christmas pissup.... and everyones invited, wahoo lol.

Oh and dane, heres a private joke for ya..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hee hee hee

[Sarah Baybay]

I tink yer all bonkers enuf that we shud have a mad piss up at halloween!!!!
any excuse :D :D :D

[Dane Bowers]

I never wanna see another beer again

then
yep we defo have to have a freedom fm christmas pissup

LMAO, Your so funny laney

[Elaine]

lol..... i didnt even cop that. Ah when it comes to alcohol im a big liar.

[John Fleming]

john youll have to send me one of those "videos" you told me about for my birthday

Really?

Ok, a copy of 'A Secret Study of the East African Burrowing Termite's Excreta' on it's way to you, but i warn you...it's crap (groan!)

And to think i was going to send you hair-dye for your birthday (come on, it's been nearly a week!) :p

I'm asking for it really!

[Elaine]

Ok a copy of 'a secret study of the east african burrowing termites excreta ? What are you on about? Thats not the video you were telling me about? Why dont you tell everybody what the video is really.

And as for the blonde joke...... oh dont worry, ill be back later with my revenge;)

[John Fleming]

Oh dear...:o

Ladies and gentlemen (except Elaine, who is no lady for what she's threatening me with) the forum is shutting down until further notice...

[Elaine]

Well ive never been so insulted in all my life lol. When u say ladies does that include you? Oh ok im sorry im gonna be nice from now on (just to annoy u) hey wait a min... im always nice. Ill even prove it by saying, that video u were telling me about was called "barney n friends".... actually that just sounds worse than the real video.

[John Fleming]

The day after the Freedom party, Elaine was still to be found at the Beer Garden where it was held...i have the photo to prove it...btw notice the dark roots coming through!

It looks like she thought she might be on the set of her latest film!

Her family have asked me to hide her face!

[Turiel]

Jaysus, Elaine should get naked more often! Nice ;)

[KJ]

lol

[Dane Bowers]

and notice the roots, see I told you she wasn't a "real" blonde!

[Elaine]

John, john, john.... will u ever learn? Your just making me want to post more pictures of you. Ok, so that picture may be what i looked like after the freedom party but i had clothes on. Oh and i am a natural blonde (just dyed a shade lighter:p )

Anyways i was given this picture by one of your mates john from when u were out on the piss last week..... Think u may have went a bit over board!!!!:D

[John Fleming]

Well Elaine, this image is obviously a fake because i wasn't out last Wednesday!

[Dane Bowers]

well, if that really is John all I can say is... Phwoarrr, yummy! What you doin saturday night baby?

[John Fleming]

:o You didn't mention the day did you :o

Damn!

(Actually that image is a little too close for comfort)

[John Fleming]

Originally posted by Dane Bowers
well, if that really is John all I can say is... Phwoarrr, yummy! What you doin saturday night baby?

Just in case you're serious...meet me at 7 under the Clery's Clock?

(When you look like i do you've got to take every opportunity)

Thanks for posting my picture Elaine!

[Bananas]

Ave a good day Elaine... (whoever you are)...Oh yeah your that beor with the horse...The niiiiice beor...

This thread has warped my fragile little mind... I was a happy young boy before i read this thread and now all I want to do is KiLL kIll KILL KiLl KKilll KKKKillllllllllllll - MuHahHAHAAHAhhHAHaaaa...



*Close-up on Bananas - Enter scary piano music*

Mnuuhhahahahahhhaaahahhaa, bwaahahahahaaaaa.....

*Lights fade*

[Elaine]

Banannas... relax the cacks there, im quite worried about you. And im a nice what? Whats a beor? Maybe its just me and my blondeness that dosnt understand but your name certainly suits you bannans. Are you related to fruit cake?:D

Dane, shame on you... i know you go for long hair but come on.... it looks like its matted together with a couple of dead rats (no offence john, im sure your hair isnt really like that... i hope). Aww stop the madness.:confused:

Oh and john you put in the wrong picture of me. Heres the one u were supposed to use..........

[Elaine]

Lol x200.... ok so I WISH!! but at least i put on a nice picture of kylie for you all to drool over:D

[Elaine]

Oh and bannans its not a horse.... its a unicorn

[Dane Bowers]

erm actually John, I'm erm eh working lol

Yes, elaine that's the spitting image of you, I'm quite worried about your Kylie obsession, it's like it's taking over your life, and you've got more time for her than you have for me, and you know that just isn't right!

And as for the unicorn...well I spose it's only healthy your showing some interest in horns for a change.

[Sarah Baybay]

lol @ dane

[Elaine]

Ive always had an interest in horns?

I think i just may change my avatar back to boreing old blankness. Im getting nothing but abuse.

[Dane Bowers]

aww elaine, you know I'm only winding you up baby! xxx

[Elaine]

I know :) ... Im only looking for sympathy, or somthing like that :D

[KJ]

Here's what you two need to do...........

Step One - Switch off the PC

Step Two - Check funds. Beg, borrow or steal some cash

Step Three - Go to your nearest drinking establisment and get very, very, very drunk (very)

Step Four - Do your "Hello ja. ve are frum Sveden" thing to the DJ in said drinking establishment and flash your bits to him (it worked for me)

Step 5 - Walk home, hurling abuse at innocent lamp posts on the way


A 5 step plan to end of the week stress release

I should charge for this

KJ

;)

[Elaine]

I plan to do that tommorow kelly lol but until then tonight im just having lots and lots and lots of bevrages in a very posh establishment.... ok loads eh beers in me mates gaf bud. I might make a few drunken posts later if your unlucky.

[KJ]

lol

Well after the week Ive had I think I'll just skip straight to Step 3 and ignore the rest after my gig tonight. If anyone needs me you'll find me licking a wall somewhere around Temple Bar around 4ish tonight

KJ

;)

[Elaine]

Knowing me ill probably just skip to step 5. I have a habit of hurling abuse at innocent lamposts.

[KJ]

"I have a habit of hurling abuse at innocent lamposts"

Ah I see. It's all coming together now .......... the unicorn, the fascination with horsie's, your Kylie fetish, your impersonations of Swedish pornstars ................ I know what the story is now - the thing is tho, I didnt think the inmates of Lomans had access to the net :rolleyes:


KJ

[Elaine]

Oh they dont!! Just my padded cell does...... i demanded it or else a there would be a bit of "hello clareece" lol

[John Fleming]

Originally posted by Dane Bowers
erm actually John, I'm erm eh working lol

Oh, you're working too...at least you're not washing your hair....most females i know are for some reason.

Can anyone meet me at the Clery's Clock? :(

[Elaine]

I think kelly can john.... wooh woo.
Oh and thanks john for my new avatar (",)

[Sarah Baybay]

"I have a habit of hurling abuse at innocent lamposts"

lmfao ..... feckin class, i adore abusing innocent lampshades

John can i have an avatar pwetty pwease????
i'll even meet ya at Clearys clock if i'v nutin better to do :D ;)

[Sarah Baybay]

ummmm i mean lamposts .... but lampshades are good too :D :D :D

[Dane Bowers]

We never flashed our bits at you Kelly!!!! I was drunk that night (well actually I can;t remember whether I was or not, but it's safer to just assume that I was)

Oh and John, I don't wash my hair I go for the sticky, greasy look, I attract a lot of attention that way, even if it is just insects it's nice to be liked!

Oh and Elaine, does make rivetting conversation with lamposts, serioulsy, she even thinks they talk back, using mental telepathy of course, I mean you don;t see many lamposts with mouths so they can't talk properly.

Oh my god, what am I talking about????

[John Fleming]

Originally posted by Sarah Baybay
lmfao ..... feckin class, i adore abusing innocent lampshades

John can i have an avatar pwetty pwease????
i'll even meet ya at Clearys clock if i'v nutin better to do :D ;)

Well, i'd be willing to meet under a lampshade if you like :D

Send the avatar you'd like to use to the email address on the 'contact us' link below and it'll be added anon.

If you have something in mind, but haven't got the image itself...run an image search on Google and it should throw something your way.

[John Fleming]

Originally posted by Dane Bowers
Oh and John, I don't wash my hair I go for the sticky, greasy look, I attract a lot of attention that way, even if it is just insects it's nice to be liked!


I'll be listening to your show with a different mindset from now on :eek:

Originally posted by Dane Bowers
Oh and Elaine, does make rivetting conversation with lamposts, serioulsy, she even thinks they talk back, using mental telepathy of course, I mean you don't see many lamposts with mouths so they can't talk properly.

Under the influence of a substance which grows in the ground about this time of the year, i once had a great conversation with the sexily-voiced traffic lights on Dame St (across from the Central Bank).

We discussed peak-time traffic flow, amongst other things, and she had some great ideas which, if i could only remember them, would solve the chaos which is Dublin peak-time if implemented!

Needless to say, she refused to meet me under Clery's Clock too - although i had no doubts that she was working . :)

[Elaine]

Someone has an obsession with the clerys clock (",)

[KJ]

Under the influence of a substance which grows in the ground about this time of the year, i once had a great conversation with the sexily-voiced traffic lights on Dame St

lol

Jaysus, and I thought Elaine had issues :rolleyes:


KJ

;)

[Elaine]

Ah ha at last theres someone with worse issues than me!!!

[John Fleming]

Kelly Jones: Jaysus, and I thought Elaine had issues

Haven't you heard this woman talk?

Sex on legs...sorry...poles. Sex on poles, she is.

Elaine: Ah ha at last theres someone with worse issues than me!!!

Elaine, don't you have hair you should be dying :p

[Elaine]

No i dont have hair to be dying but somthing or someone will be dieing thats for sure..... its kick ass time lol.

[John Fleming]

Many posts ago Elaine mentioned
Someone has an obsession with the clerys clock (",)

Please Elaine, tell me who it is.

Maybe she'll meet me there :cool:

[Elaine]

lmao

[Dane Bowers]

As a matter of interest what "mindset" did you listen to my show with before, It's actually quite amusing possibly the only thing I am obbsessed with in life (besides Dane Bowers) is washing and drying my hair, I even ordered a hair dryer from Germany...go me!

Aaaanyway, I've decided that Kelly, elaine, John and me all have issues. Elaine, your unicorn is pretty, but it's horn isn't that noticable at a first glance... tee hee story of your life!

[Elaine]

Ye i like my picture too. Pitty bout his horn but if u look really closely u can see it!!! ooooh i like your new one dane..... niiice

[Dane Bowers]

Its a picture of Dane Bowers of course it's nice!!

[Sarah Baybay]

Originally posted by John Fleming
Well, i'd be willing to meet under a lampshade if you like :D
but how would i know ya? theres lots of freaks hangin round under Clearys clock ;) ;) ;) mwhahahahahahahaha

[Sarah Baybay]

eh ok i just realised that made absolutely NO sense at all!! :D
emmm well theres lots of freaks under lampshades too mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[Elaine]

Sarah you know the way im obssesed with unicorns n stuff? Well are you obssesed with aliens because for some reason i knew u were going to get an alien avatar (which is very nice btw) I hope u say yes because at least it will the focus off me for a while (the focus of having issues that is) aww your alien is cute sarah!!! I think i must be going mad or somthing coz i keep thinking hes winking at me.

[Sarah Baybay]

lol yip i am obsessed wit aliens and all tings alien in fact!!!!
did i not tell u i was an alien???? :D :D
huge tankies to John for putting my ickle blinking alien under my name !!!

nanu nanu!!! :D

[John Fleming]

An age ago, Dane Bowers (Mrs) wrote:As a matter of interest what "mindset" did you listen to my show with before

Straitjacket mode...i've got as far as undoing the straps though :p

I am of course joking...i do genuinely enjoy your show.



Then Sarah Baybay mentioned emmm well theres lots of freaks under lampshades too

Okay, Clery's Clock it'll have to be. Daylight, if you must. I'll be wearing my 'I'm not a weirdo' badge so you'll know me.


Then, referring to Sarah's avatar, the Swede wrote
I think i must be going mad or somthing coz i keep thinking hes winking at me.

(Adopting patronising tone...) Elaine, it's an animated avater, it's meant to blink...

blondes eh

:p

[Elaine]

(In a sarcastic tone) Yep thats me, the swede.

Shouldnt u be wearing your "steer clear i am a weirdo" badge?

[Sarah Baybay]

Originally posted by Elaine
(In a sarcastic tone) Yep thats me, the swede.

Shouldnt u be wearing your "steer clear i am a weirdo" badge?
lol but that would be lying!!! hehehehe ;)

[Dane Bowers]

Ok, I tried reading this whole thread from the begginning and I got lost somewhere in between the clearys clock and a lampost. Its quite cold, will someone come get me?

[John Fleming]

If you walk back towards the Clery's Clock, i'll meet you there.

(Yippee!)

Oh, and don't mind the badge. (Thanks for blowing my cover Elaine!)

[John Fleming]

I've been a bit mean to Elaine. The images i've posted that i claimed were of her have been taken from the web.

Please accept my apologies Elaine, and i'll post a proper picture of you now which will prove to everyone that you are a true blonde - and a looker too...

[Sarah Baybay]

The question we should all be asking here tho is ...

did u abuse the lampost Dane? :D

[Dane Bowers]

sh*t, how did you find out about that, damn cctv cameras!

[Sarah Baybay]

no the lampost told me :D it wasnt impressed Dane :rolleyes: hehehehe

[Elaine]

Ah thanks john.... i knew you'd see sence n realise how mean u were being. My tans kinda faded now and i look a bit different now. Since you were nice enough to put up a "real" picture of me...... well my friend, ive got one of you. No, no dont thank me.... its a present!!!!!!1:D you look a little differnrnt for some reason but cant put my finger on what it is?

[Dane Bowers]

Have a good one doll, and sorry I'd to leg it so early last night!

Oooh your so old now! lol :lol:

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Dane Bowers
Have a good one doll, and sorry I'd to leg it so early last night!

Oooh your so old now! lol :lol:

thanks lou.....ah it was a good night. Thanks for the pressie:)


god, im cringing here as i read through last years birthday messages:rolleyes: :p

[John Fleming]

Jaysus, it feels like a year ago since your last birthday.

Have a good one!

[father_ted9t9.]

hehe, most popular thread ever!! lol

[Voyeur]

Happy Birfday Laney!

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[sub-site]

"Best wishes on your special day..."

Have a good one :)

[DarraghRoberts]

HAppy Birthday Elaine. :)

[Elaine]

Thanks darragh sub and voyuer:D

[Ginger]

Just to let you know you are 25% through your average life expectacy..

Happy nearly there !

[John Fleming]

And at the 75% mark she'll still be harrassing everyone on these Boards!

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Ginger
Just to let you know you are 25% through your average life expectacy..

Happy nearly there !


G thanks Ginger i feel so much younger now lol:) happy belated birthday ginger btw.

And yes john thats prob true

[Boston Barney]

Well my dear sorry its late, but you know what they say better late than never, Happy Birthday!

Hope you were able to get your magic number up a notch, or even 2!!!!!

See you in k3 for a belated birthday drink!

Barney
________________________________________ _____

Do you like thise apples misses, are they green enough for ya!

[Elaine]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Boston Barney
[B]Well my dear sorry its late, but you know what they say better late than never, Happy Birthday!

Hope you were able to get your magic number up a notch, or even 2!!!!!

See you in k3 for a belated birthday drink!

Barney

Thanks Barney
Ah the old magic number....ye, its 56 now:rolleyes: NOT. Anyways enough said about that the better. Oh btw, hows that 50 cent remix your doing going?:p :p hee hee

See ya later

[Peadar]

:) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELAINE :)

One year older = one year more mature than last (except in my case of course!!!!!!)

Hope ya had a super night! I can't remember any of my recent birthdays so it's all good!

[Pierce]

Happy Birthday .Always love to read what you have to say. Dont stop now. Have fun waiting to hear the next episode in the life of Elaine and Freinds. What a movie this would make lol.

[Elaine]

Originally posted by Pierce
Happy Birthday .Always love to read what you have to say. Dont stop now. Have fun waiting to hear the next episode in the life of Elaine and Freinds. What a movie this would make lol.

ha ha oh god the thought is scarey....so much so i think it would end up in the horror section of xtra vision:D

Thanks all for the birthday wishes:flirting:

[Macers]

Happy Birthday - better late than ever I suppose.......