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buzzbomb
8th September 2008, 01:33
Hi, were a new DJ agency looking for dj's who can operate the club/Bar and party circut . Our aim is to provide venues with dj's who can work a crowd and have ability on a mic . We believe the voice of every dj we employ is more important than the music he plays and were focussed on making the dj the star of the show. So far we are happy to welcome on board DJ Scott Boogie as our No 1 Party DJ . Scott makes it a priority to use the mic as much as he can to drown out the music , he's a personallity DJ with a joke for every occasion. DJ Danny Shannon has been involved in the bar circut for 35 years and he's a proud owner of a degree in 3 broadcasting courses.Danny can pack a joke and one liner better than any dj around and has just returned from 15 years in Santa Ponsa .
We feel it's important to get the dj personality back into clubs and bars with dj's who can have fun with quick one liners , party games, jokes, stylish clothes and a wreckless approach . We recently had a dj in a well known Dublin club sacked because he did a stand up routine at 2.00 am . To us this was his priority but the club didnt appreciate what our dj was about and its venues like this that fail .Too many dj's nowdays in clubs and Bars are too concerned about the music , the floor and what the crowd want to hear and its time to give the D.J. back the image as the star of the show. We are running a DJ course for 12 weeks with Danny and Scott at the helm. They can teach you the best one liners and quickfire gags that will get you recognised and noticed . You can P.M. us with your details and contact information.
Thanks to the moderators for the opportunity to advertise our positions. Very greatful.

Aubrey and Fergus.

kf85
8th September 2008, 21:47
We recently had a dj in a well known Dublin club sacked because he did a stand up routine at 2.00 am . To us this was his priority but the club didnt appreciate what our dj was about and its venues like this that fail. Too many dj's nowdays in clubs and Bars are too concerned about the music , the floor and what the crowd want to hear and its time to give the D.J. back the image as the star of the show.

Surely if its a well know club its doing ok for itself.

And it is not important to please the crowd not the DJ, or have i been sucked into a wind up

WayneScales
9th September 2008, 14:58
Jesus, what ever happened the phrase "Let The Music Do The "Talking'", Requests, Bar closing etc etc, that is all fine, but personally I think the majority of punters want to hear more music and less waffle and baloney from the DJ, Does this rule me out of the equation for work! :dunce:

Greg Williams
9th September 2008, 19:10
We believe the voice of every dj we employ is more important than the music he plays...

If that's the case then I reckon your agency should last about a month.

retired
10th September 2008, 01:37
This post has to be a pisstake, is it?

buzzbomb
11th September 2008, 19:15
If that's the case then I reckon your agency should last about a month.


The agency is going very well . We have 3 dj's doing crazy nights with 'play your cards right ' 'Open the box game ' Crazy bingo ' all gigs require dj's with fun personality and quick fire one liners. DJ Bobby Diamond is running events for us and his expertise is a huge addition to any operation. We also have dj Scott running our dj course , he's worked in hospital radio , pirate, has gigged at numeruos parties and a few disco bars . His crazy night show is one of the best in Dublin . Its all about the voice, the presence, the gags and the personality. We are currently talking to a few venues with interest.

Greg Williams
11th September 2008, 19:59
"Bobby Diamond"? - should he not be a darts player or something? :o

buzzbomb
12th September 2008, 02:22
thanks once again to everyone thats been emailiing over the last few days. We are currently looking for a jock to do our guess the ringtone at loud volume game. bascially we play a midi ringtone down the microphone and you have to guess what it is. then get up and sing the whole song.

Also its debs season again and we're looking for DJs to do some of those late night gigs. We must emphasise that you must NOT be on the sex offenders register (this is becasue of last years unfortunate incident). Dont think you can fool us, we check everything with the local garda station.

buzzbomb
12th September 2008, 02:39
"Bobby Diamond"? - should he not be a darts player or something? :o

No, thats Bobby George , and i take it your having a giggle at his name , yeah ? So be it , but Bobby is the best microphone dj around , he can interrupt a track with good gags and excellent radio style links , he uses the mic as much as he can and he gets the crowd going with his party antics , more than can be said for a lot of head down dj's with no personality and who just concentrate on the floor and mixing tracks together. We were in a club in Dublin 2 weeks ago , i wont mention the club, ok yes it was busy but the dj never said anything to make the crowd laugh , no radio style comments , no funny gags , the gig needed somebody to throw in a few party games with giveaways . The music was bang bang bang, we tested the dj with requests , his excuse was it was Saturday night and it was club policy to keep the music modern , hah , a classic example of a dj not being able to generate a party vibe . He should have prepared the night , had games arranged to get the crowd involved , a radio mic ready to have fun on the floor and 2 decent slow sets . I was working tonight in a bar , I was amongst the crowd with the mic , yes i stopped the music but the attention i got was superb, they appreciated me and i felt important , i was asked if i worked on radio , to me thats a good nights work and what a dj is supposed to be .

Bondvillain
12th September 2008, 11:40
I'm still not 100% that this isnt a pisstake, but really, with references to 70's social club activities such as crazy nites and the like, what your proposing is an agency more for the old style M.C. than a DJ , no?
I must admit that I enjoyed Phoenix Nights as well, but I'm not sure I'd want Jerry St Claire or Ray Vaughan looking after a Dublin city club at 1 am on a Saturday night.

All I can say personally regarding the idea is that if a someone hired to play records on a Saturday night in a club interrupted a bangin' set mid-tune to throw out some Jimmy Tarbuck gags and try to instigate Bruce Forsythe game shows, there'd want to be some seriously strong chicken wire around the dj booth....

Greg Williams
13th September 2008, 10:49
Early Abraxas or Tamango. Or worse "The End" at the Phoenix Park Racecourse!

jolishan
13th September 2008, 11:14
Early Abraxas or Tamango. Or worse "The End" at the Phoenix Park Racecourse!
you have lost me? whats the above in reference to?

mini-fanatic
13th September 2008, 15:36
Early Abraxas or Tamango. Or worse "The End" at the Phoenix Park Racecourse!

Now please Greg, The End was a blast it was one of my favourite haunts in the 80's, a really brilliant venue with great live bands, Video bar (remember that) and JC playing the tunes in the club.

Greg Williams
13th September 2008, 20:25
jolishan - old nightclubs where DJs talked waaaay to much!

Mini - Video Bar! Christ! The End was a laugh but it's still cringe-worthy when you think about it! Loads of hairspray, big earrings and stripy t-shirts....and that was the blokes!! :)

jolishan
14th September 2008, 00:18
[QUOTE=Greg Williams;106958]jolishan - old nightclubs where DJs talked waaaay to much!

Talk too much..in Tamango?..lmfao. having worked there for 28 years now I can tell you I have never been accused of overuse of the mic in Tamango. In fact I was widely hammered for saying feck all except hello and goodbye some nights.Now the studio bar was a different kettle of fish...my criteria was simple in a night club. Let the music do the talking. People then and now do not want to hear some loon rabbiting on at them in a club, they want to dance and have a good time. If they wanted bad comedians they would go to a cabaret club..oh no they cant anymore because bad comedians helped kill off the cabaret clubs..what was I thinking? This thread has all the makings of a fine pisstake:)
regards
Jim

buzzbomb
14th September 2008, 02:59
[QUOTE=Greg Williams;106958]jolishan - old nightclubs where DJs talked waaaay to much!

Talk too much..in Tamango?..lmfao. having worked there for 28 years now I can tell you I have never been accused of overuse of the mic in Tamango. In fact I was widely hammered for saying feck all except hello and goodbye some Jim

This is precisely the type of attitude which has pervaded the Dublin nightclub scene in recent years. We're jocks that don't mind playing pretend guitars up on the stage or stopping the music for a couple of quick one liners while dressed in a giant chicken suit.

Thankfully things seem to be changing - one complaint that we've heard from a lot of bar managers is about 'laptop DJs'. Well thats something that me and Fergus won't have in our agency. Our DJs have been instructed and trained to bring their actual DESKTOP computer along together with monitor and mouse to give real value of money to the venue. I don't think any other DJ agceny in the country will provide this level of service.

Greg Williams
14th September 2008, 09:04
Right....this thread HAS TO BE a pisstake! Please!

kf85
14th September 2008, 09:46
This is precisely the type of attitude which has pervaded the Dublin nightclub scene in recent years. We're jocks that don't mind playing pretend guitars up on the stage or stopping the music for a couple of quick one liners while dressed in a giant chicken suit.

Thankfully things seem to be changing - one complaint that we've heard from a lot of bar managers is about 'laptop DJs'. Well thats something that me and Fergus won't have in our agency. Our DJs have been instructed and trained to bring their actual DESKTOP computer along together with monitor and mouse to give real value of money to the venue. I don't think any other DJ agceny in the country will provide this level of service.

hehe - love it. i'd say the desktop will make a big difference alright. Do ya have to wear the chicken suit or can you wear one on those shinny blazers. i have spining bow tie too. do you supply the gags or do we need to come up with our own??

yours sincerely

a curious poster

jolishan
14th September 2008, 10:24
Sorry If I had known Fergus was involved I would never have doubted the fact that this thread was for real. Fergus knows his stuff, I heard he once led an entire bar out the door and into another venue while they were all doing the Birdie Dance. And he does bring his desktop with him and makes the most fantastic dial-up sounds while he pretends to connect to the interweb, its funny to see it every time. This agency will be a huge success.

buzzbomb
14th September 2008, 12:44
. do you supply the gags or do we need to come up with our own??

yours sincerely

a curious poster

Well personally I don't like the idea of DJs stealing each others material. I do have a few gag books which I've collected over the years including "101 jokes for any occasion", "more jokes for any occasion" and "the best of Bobby Davro". I myself have had ideas stolen on me in the past, most notably by one certain DJ called Steve Walsh whom I had difficulty hearing one night at a gig in "The abattoir" in Croydon. "You What?" I said to him, "You'll have to speak up"...the rest is history...

However if you DO have any gags, jokes, material (no racist stuff please - court case already pending from a previous gig) please let us know.

Anorak
14th September 2008, 12:47
This is by far the best thread on here for weeks :notworthy

kf85
14th September 2008, 13:09
However if you DO have any gags, jokes, material (no racist stuff please - court case already pending from a previous gig) please let us know.

I'll see what i can do. leave it with me. I'm actually real curious to see how this works out for ya. have ya any up and coming gigs??

as for this being the best thread in weeks, i agree.:notworthy

buzzbomb
14th September 2008, 23:41
Ok so we enjoyed your contributions and humourous replies but i'd like it to be known , were a serious agency with serious intentions. We are hoping to change the club and bar scene with a completely different approach to dj'ing.
We believe that its important for dj's to communicate with the crowd with personality and we can see a gap in the club scene for what we are hoping to achieve. Our agency ' Jocks 'n' Jokes ' is providing a dj service thats different . Bobby Diamond ,Scott Boogie , Danny Shannon and Steve Stevens are heading the company and are providing poitential dj's with gag books which they have written themselves, one liners , mic technique, party games for nightclubs that get a reaction and music sets . All dj 's get a start up cd collection with over 2,000 tracks , in running order for every occasion . Theres no need to go searching for songs , we provide cd's so dj's just put them into the cd player and away they go , let them play so they can just get on with our list of gags, one liners , request ideas , dance movements and serious wreckless fun. The club scene needs a change and we are confident our idea will improve it. Whats wrong with a dj suddenly changing the pace of a club night with games such as musical chairs , pass the mic, name that tune or take your pic? Also, too many dj's wear casual clothing . Jeans , t-shirt, etc , we make it important that all our dj's are dressed in shirt, tie , trousers and jacket to give customers a nice friendly feel to the person who's the star of the show. Yes, 'Jocks and jokes ' are changing the way clubs operate and YOU can be part of our team . P.M. us if you are ready to become a star in the eyes of the public .

P.S. Please refrain from irrelivant replies now, unless you wish to join our team.

Thank you.

NetworkNews
15th September 2008, 13:30
Of course it's a pisstake, I take it everybody is aware of who Buzzbomb actually is, it's not rocket science? :dunce:

buzzbomb
15th September 2008, 13:44
Of course it's a pisstake, I take it everybody is aware of who Buzzbomb actually is, it's not rocket science? :dunce:


My name is Aubrey and together with my brother Fergus we're in control at 'Jocks and Jokes'. If you have any SERIOUS questions you'd like to ask feel free.in fact you'll see most of our biog on the very first message that we posted in this thread.

I myself have worked with the likes of Bobby Diamon, Scott Boogie and Phillip Cawley for many years; you can ask them what they think of us and I'm sure you'll get quiet an answer!

Fergus has also worked on many different radio stations over the years includin DDLB in Drimnagh, SSWLCR (Sound of South West Lucan Community Radio) and St. Itas Hospital radio (which is where he first met Danny Shannon - Danny wanted a song played).

If you can recommend someone for the agency well thats great! Or indeed ideas for fun party games feel free to post them here.

Aubrey
(putting the gags back into gigs)

Slicklink
16th September 2008, 12:13
How did I miss this..... man you are a natural comedy writer.

Some of this content would make a great comedy TV show.

Fair play.

buzzbomb
16th September 2008, 13:47
How did I miss this..... man you are a natural comedy writer.

Some of this content would make a great comedy TV show.

Fair play.

Thanks very much, its the humour and the joke and the gags and the banter which are missing from DUblins nightclubs and pubs I'm sure you'll agree. Ok, the crowd may be there to dance and socialise but what better way to meet new people through the medium of laughter and the 'pass the peanut with your nose' contest.

Thanks very much also to our brand new DJ signing Graham the Green. Long standing DJ in the Jolly Toper, Graham specialises in Irish music, rebel songs and having the craic. Hes got a big following amongst those that love Ireland that little bit too much - in fact just to reprint the song titles in his CD collection is a breach of section 31 of the Offences Against the State Act (until some years ago Grahem needed a voice actor to talk on the mic when he needed to do gigs North of the Border).

Aubrey (on behalf of me and Fergus)

buzzbomb
16th September 2008, 15:18
By the way, to answer the question, 'do we have any gigs ' ? YES we do.
So far we have a christening next Sunday in The Sheaf o Wheat pub ,2.00pm until 2.30am a wedding booked for July 2011, deposit pending, Bobby Diamond has landed a bingo night in Jobstown which will give him an opportunity to use a few old skool gags.

We will be holding a questions and answers night in The Rialto house pub Dolpihns Barn next Saturday night as none of our dj's are actually working that night. , we will be showing off our latest ''Our DJ's are D.J'S Jackets , so everybody is welcome . Cheese sambos available on the night. Bring your own drink if you can .

Greg Williams
25th September 2008, 00:25
Is Bobby Diamond doing the car show in Portarlington that was advertised recently?

Do you know...this might be worth taking a flight back to Ireland. I swore I'd never come back but this is too much to miss!

buzzbomb
25th September 2008, 15:03
Jocks n Jokes will be making a major announcement over the next few days.

Could Achmed from Iraq who was interested in a franchise , pleaee get back to us as soon as possible.

irishdj
26th September 2008, 08:37
I've been doing this down the country for years . Nothing new about this approach at all. In fact i'm sure you guys have seen one of our shows and stolen the idea . I have 4 DJs on my books at "Rapid DJs" here in wexford and we all meet after last mass on sundays to bounce new material off each other and go over the gags that worked the night before and the odd one that didnt . We are all class at what we do and have it down to a fine art .

What we like to do is cut a song half way through and do a sort of quickfire round of gags that are related to the track. For excample . If i were to be played the birdie song I might say something about all the women gone missing up the east of the country over the past few years . I have to admit that sometimes that goes over peoples heads but most get the gag "Brirdie song....They were all birds ....get it. Or another one that DJ Thunder (One of my staff) uses is this " What do you call a dead paraplegic girl stuffed into a cash register?

Answer = Penny ......Brill.......

Some of the simple ones work great too . If i'm playing "My guy lollypop" i can often be seen up on the stage eating a lollypop.

Man we are doing this for years....Don't steal our format.

I was the very first DJ in Ireland to lip sync to "Lilly was here" and i heard you guys are at that now...

Back off man !!!

buzzbomb
26th September 2008, 09:09
Hold on just a miniute Irish dj, we didnt steal your idea . I started out doing this style of gig with dj Brian st ledger years ago. Long before rapid djs .

dj ray
26th September 2008, 10:07
Jocks n Jokes will be making a major announcement over the next few days.

Could Achmed from Iraq who was interested in a franchise , pleaee get back to us as soon as possible.


this achmed ????????????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

buzzbomb
26th September 2008, 12:50
this achmed ????????????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go


No, the Achmed we were talking to calls himself the 'turntable sultan of spin'. Hes a little quiet at the moment due to Ramadan.

Speaking of Brian St Ledger, has anyone heard from him recently? The last I heard he had faked his own death and was living in a monastry...I've just rememberd that he still owes us money

irishdj
27th September 2008, 16:15
I have 4 DJs on my books at "Rapid DJs" here in wexford!!!

BTW That's RAPID DJ's as in FAST and NOT Bunny Rapid ...I know its a (Heteronym) as in the same word with two different meanings but in our case its a about speed.

We are in and out of a gig in no time ..No messing ,straight to the point .

Were the espresso of the DJ world. Small,Dark,Wet and HOT !!! HOT with a H.

dj ray
27th September 2008, 17:07
Of course it's a pisstake, I take it everybody is aware of who Buzzbomb actually is, it's not rocket science? :dunce:

buzzbomb - would you be a chelsea supporter ????????????:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

buzzbomb
27th September 2008, 18:07
buzzbomb - would you be a chelsea supporter ????????????:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hi its Aubrey here. I'm not a Chelsea fan and I can't speak for Fergus because I don't want to have anything to do with him again.

I hate to have to say it on an open forum but Fergus, my own brother has been copying certain jokes and links of mine which I've been using for many years. This has only recently come to light on view CCTV footage from one of his gigs in the Jolly Toper


Incidents include

the use of my Alfasound "He's bonkers!!!" sonovox

him doing MY rap over 'You Spin Me Round' (Aubrey spins me round right round like a record baby - he didn't even change my name to his the spanner)

Also his telling people that I had to wear a girls dress when I was a child. For your information fergus it was a BOYS dress as you well know and lets go no further there


At this point in time it is uncertain on whether or not the DJ Agency will continue to trade. If you wish to leave messages of support or encouragment please do so; we need two positives to make up this big negative

kind regards

Aubrey

p.s...somebody was telling me about somebody called ROSS? Who is he and why does he want my money?

DeargDoom
27th September 2008, 18:09
p.s..somebody was telling me about somebody called ROSS? Who is he and why does he want my money?

Do you mean 'ROS'? The Revenue On Line Service? Surely you're registered for income tax Aubrey/Fergus?!

treacle
27th September 2008, 18:41
Tax?

Don't be so silly. DJ's are tax exempt like other artists. I was told that by one of the old Radio Rathfarnham heads at the bar in Club Sarah one night.

We're all creative people. The guy who plays Umberella Ella is no different to John Banville or Sebastian Barry.

FACT!

DeargDoom
27th September 2008, 19:08
Tax?

Don't be so silly. DJ's are tax exempt like other artists. I was told that by one of the old Radio Rathfarnham heads at the bar in Club Sarah one night.

We're all creative people. The guy who plays Umberella Ella is no different to John Banville or Sebastian Barry.

FACT!

Sebastian Barry? Wasn't he on ERI in Cork?!!!

buzzbomb
28th September 2008, 03:11
Fergus here , . Im putting the record straight , myself and my brother [ i refuse to write his name ] , have parted company .This is due to the fact he was talking to another agency beind my back with the intention of merging with them. The agency in question, Act fast djs ,poached Dave st James and my brother let it happen. He has also claims i used his jokes which is a lie, i downloaded them from dj wreckless steve's website with his permission at €50 a gag. So im starting up my own company , if anybody want to be my partner im willing to give them a 5% share and free access to my dj equipment , complete with soundout decks with built in amp, rope lights and 2 H&H speakers .

On another not , my brother [ i refuse to write his name ] , wears a wig.

dj ray
28th September 2008, 04:59
fergus , your a gas man ,

i would love to call you by your real name , but ,
to quote yourself -"i refuse to write his name"!

p.s chelsea are the worst football team in the world !




so, does everyone know who started this very funny thread yet ?
(i bet a tenner im right with the chelsea thing )

buzzbomb
28th September 2008, 09:51
I dont know where your getting the Chelsea connection from , i dont even like gaelic .

Anyway dj ray, im going after the cream of irish djs , the industrys finest talent.

Im currently in talks with , dj Danny dangerous, wreckless Steve, dj amplifier, dj re-loop donal, dj crazy joe, dj lunatuc and barry's crazy mobile disco roadshow.

If your serious about doing real high profile gigs ray , you can send me in a 5 hour demo of one of your dj shows . As an agency , we take a 40% comission on your gigs and we only pay every 6 months . We dont usually answer calls from djs, we will call you when we have the money.

So get that demo in as soon as possible as we have limited places available.

buzzbomb
29th September 2008, 00:32
'Act fast ACTION dj's ' my new solo dj agency are now in the process of setting up a brand new fan club for all its dj's. We can create a personal profile aimed at poitential groupies who are excited by the STAR quality associated with being a dj. We will give each dj their own personal profile which includes a special signed photo of the dj in question ,a dj mix and a special dj message .This is something no other dj agency can offer new dj's. We are also offering a special start up package for newcomers looking for work . Yes, we will give every new dj an introductory start up kit to get you on the road to success. Included in this package are , a michrophone complete with on /off switch, Showaddywaddy live at Brighton Beach, The best of Racey, Ultimate Love songs , a dj Bobby Diamond gag book , 100 ways to say 'Are you all having a good time , courtesy of a well known ex Club M dj and your own special dj name . All for just €500.
We are also looking for stand by djs. This is perfect for the dj who will do anything to get a gig . All we need is a dj to sit in Fleet St car park on a friday and saturday night in case one of our dj's fails to show. This is an ideal opportunity for any new dj to get into our agency.
We have been asked about our rules to become a member of Act fast Action dj's , its not complicated , all you need to become a part of our team is , you must know all the words to Sweet Caroline , have the best of Rocky Sharpe and the Replays and be able to clear a dancefloor with a beat the intro quiz and still get a reaction.

My new dj start up school is available every monday night from 7.00pm until 7.30. It includes how to turn on a michrophone switch , where the headphones go , why you need headphones, why cd players are important and a guide of how to turn a big club night into a night of games and mayhem .

We have a few great dj names available but there going fast , so get moving now .

Fergus .

dj ray
29th September 2008, 04:22
[QUOTE=buzzbomb;107467
you can send me in a 5 hour demo of one of your dj shows . As an agency , we take a 40% comission on your gigs and we only pay every 6 months . We dont usually answer calls from djs, we will call you when we have the money.

So get that demo in as soon as possible as we have limited places available.[/QUOTE]


5 hour tape ?

sorry bobby bleedin diamond or whatever ya name is only realdeejays do 5 hours ,
i can send you a six hour tape if you want?

NetworkNews
29th September 2008, 15:14
Yawn bloody yawn. This is now officially boring after being funny at first. Will the "two" of you ray and buzzbomb, who are obviously the same person, stop arguing with yourself for feck sake? And stop boring the rest of us and let what was once a great thread die.

anto
30th September 2008, 09:34
i had stayed away from this thread for the same reason nn until i saw a new name on the last post section,i agree boring now

buzzbomb
30th September 2008, 14:47
Yep, time to sign off. Glad you all enjoyed the thread and it was fun watching the thread develop . It's just a pity Network News couldnt join in with the rest , his first post concentrated on the identiy of the people behind the idea , who really cares about that , the intention was to see peoples reaction to a market that still survives with certain areas of the industry .
Enjoy whatever style of dj'ing your involved in , make the most of it and try not to take yourself too seriously .

Cheers everybody .

DeargDoom
30th September 2008, 16:06
Yep, time to sign off. Glad you all enjoyed the thread and it was fun watching the thread develop . It's just a pity Network News couldnt join in with the rest , his first post concentrated on the identiy of the people behind the idea , who really cares about that , the intention was to see peoples reaction to a market that still survives with certain areas of the industry .
Enjoy whatever style of dj'ing your involved in , make the most of it and try not to take yourself too seriously .

Cheers everybody .

funniest thread in a long time buddy! Shame about the dry shites and keep on reaching for the stars as Bobby Diamond might once have said...

Bondvillain
30th September 2008, 20:20
Yeah, I swallowed the bait early on in the game, but I can take a well crafted sting on the chin.

This thread definitely featured some of the better musings to be posted here recently. ( don't forget to tell your boys to call out the serial numbers of the raffle tickets at the Crazy Nites , mind. There's always uproar when the sellers have two books of Salmon coloured 1 to 500 cloakroom special tickets on sale...)

buzzbomb
30th September 2008, 20:58
Buff coloured tickets Bondvillan. Thats the term used for Salmon coloured tickets , and we dont intend to change that.:)

Bondvillain
30th September 2008, 21:17
Now I KNOW you're a fraud. Everyone over 75 years of age calls them "sammin cullered" .

If you said 'Buff' at a crazy nite they wouldnt have a clue....

Ha! Rumbled.

mini-fanatic
2nd October 2008, 15:56
Buff coloured tickets Bondvillan. Thats the term used for Salmon coloured tickets , and we dont intend to change that.:)

Buff coloured tickets are a creamy yellowish colour,also called Flax coloured tickets but not to be confused with Mustard coloured tickets.

In The Killiney Nursing Home we call "sammon" coloured tickets "Burnt Sienna " Coloured tickets.

All depends on your Clientelle.

geoffd
3rd October 2008, 04:22
I can lend you my T.R Dallas sings the songs of Philomena Begley with panpipe arrangement or The Blacklace acoustic sessions vol8 if you please .
My demo disc has 2 minutes of song and 3 and a half hours of knock knock jokes too . Oh least I forget Liverpool for the league wink wink

Ginger
15th December 2008, 23:39
Hey Buzz , i recently saw one of your djs in O Gradys Bar and he seemed a little drunk . He had just given away the first prize in the yearly bumper raffle and slipped and feel over the console as he handed over the Hamper doanted by Freddies Butcher in the Village. Not too mention he never stopped plugging the up and comming Gala Dance and pitch and Putt outing on Stephens day...

Ginger

Ps : His music collection was lacking , i requested "Jive Bunny" and "Stars on 45" and he said he didnt have it with him and proceeded to play Mister Blobby for the third time .

mark neilon
16th December 2008, 09:18
Hey Buzz , i recently saw one of your djs in O Gradys Bar and he seemed a little drunk . He had just given away the first prize in the yearly bumper raffle and slipped and feel over the console as he handed over the Hamper doanted by Freddies Butcher in the Village. Not too mention he never stopped plugging the up and comming Gala Dance and pitch and Putt outing on Stephens day...

Ginger

Ps : His music collection was lacking , i requested "Jive Bunny" and "Stars on 45" and he said he didnt have it with him and proceeded to play Mister Blobby for the third time .

Did he have Joe Dolan, recetly there have been members of this board requesting that a jock they require does not play Joe Dolan !!

Its just not good enough and its part of our heritage, having spent time in Mullingar in the summer of 96 i see myself as a believer and have since put together a collection of white ties and keep my chest hair at a proper Joe length !

sampson
18th December 2008, 20:15
Jaysus lads if are playing music anywhere this Christmas...and if ye dont include Declan Nerney with The Marquee in Drumlish..tis a crying shame.

buzzbomb
19th December 2008, 02:32
We decided to enforce a strictly no Joe music policy because the Dickie Rock fans caused too much trouble last year . The rivalry is similar to Celtic v Rangers and we cant afford the pubile liability insurance this year . We will however be organising a special Joe night this summer @ Space Ibiza.

mark neilon
19th December 2008, 14:07
Jaysus lads if are playing music anywhere this Christmas...and if ye dont include Declan Nerney with The Marquee in Drumlish..tis a crying shame.

Having grown up just a few miles away from Drumlish and the famous Marquee, i can say it had a deep and moving effect on my music tastes and really brought the genius of Big Tom to my ears. While i am a card carrying member of the Mick Flavin fan club i have to say that Larry Cunningham is my idol and kicks both Joe & Dickies arse !